Monday, 18 October 2021

Song from सिलसिला with Income Tax Lyrics 😅 मैं और मेरी कमाई,

Song from सिलसिला with Income Tax Lyrics 😅

मैं और मेरी कमाई,
अक्सर ये बातें करते हैं,
टैक्स न लगता तो कैसा होता.?

तुम न यहाँ से कटती,
न तुम वहाँ से कटती,

ना मैं उस बात पे हैरान होता,
सरकार उस बात पे तिलमिलाती ,

टैक्स न लगता तो ऐसा होता,
टैक्स न लगता तो वैसा होता...

मैं और मेरी कमाई,
अक्सर ये बातें करते हैं....

ये टैक्स है या मेरी तिज़ोरी खुली हुई है ?
या आईटी की नज़रों से मेरी जेब ढीली हुई है,

ये टैक्स है या सरकारी रेन्सम,
कमाई का धोखा है या मेरे पैसों की खुशबू,

ये इनकम की है सरसराहट
कि टैक्स चुपके से यूँ कटा,
ये देखता हूँ मैं कब से गुमसुम,
जब कि मुझको भी ये खबर है,
तुम कटते हो, ज़रूर कटते हो,
मगर ये लालच है कि कह रहा है,
कि तुम नहीं कटोगे, कभी नहीं कटोगे,........

मज़बूर ये हालात इधर भी हैं, उधर भी,
टैक्स बचाई ,कमाई इधर भी है, उधर भी,
दिखाने को बहुत कुछ है मगर क्यों दिखाएँ हम,
कब तक यूँही टैक्स कटवाएं और सहें हम,
दिल कहता है आईटी की हर रस्म उठा दें,
सरकार जो है उसे आज गिरा दें,
क्यों टैक्स में सुलगते रहें, आईटी को बता दें,

हाँ, हम टैक्स पेयर हैं,
टैक्स पेयर हैं,
टैक्स पेयर हैं,

अब यही बात पेपर में इधर भी है, उधर भी...

ये कहां आ गए हम.....यूँ ही टैक्स भरते भरते ...
😊😄.......... 

Sunday, 17 October 2021

Meaning Of SILENCE

_Four Monks Decided to Meditate Silently Without Speaking for Two Weeks._

_They began with enthusiasm and no one said a word the whole day. By nightfall of the first day, the candle began to flicker and then went out._

*The First Monk* _Blurted out,  "Oh, No! The Candle Is Out."_

*The Second Monk* _Said, "Hey! We are Not Supposed to Speak!"_

*The Third Monk said in an Irritated Voice,* _"What Is This? Why Did You Two Break the Silence?"_

*The Fourth Monk* Smiled and said, _"Wow! I'm the Only One Who Hasn't Spoken."_

~~~

*Reflections:*

*Each Monk Broke the Silence for a Different Reason, Each Of Which is a Common Stumbling Block in our Inner Journey: Distraction, Judgement, Anger and Pride.*

_*The First Monk* Got Distracted by One Aspect of his Experience (the Candle) and Forgot what was more Important - *The Practice of Witnessing Without Reacting*._

_*The Second Monk* was more Worried About Others Following the Rules than in Actually Practicing Himself_. _He was Quick to Judge Without Noticing that he Himself was Guilty of What he was Criticizing_.

_*The Third Monk* let his Anger Towards the First Two Monks Affect Him. The Singular Burst of Anger Ruined the Effort of the day._

*The Fourth Monk* _Lost his Way Because of Pride. He Was Convinced he was Superior to the Others, Proving his Ignorance._

*Why Did the Fourth Monk Speak At All?*

_He Could have Simply Maintained his Silence and he would have been Successful in his Endeavor. But if he had, Chances are, the Other Three Might have Continued to Argue and Not Even Noticed his Silence._

Some people are like this. Their motto is *"If I'm doing something good, but no one notices, I might as well not be doing it at all.*" _They Believe that the Reward is Not in the Effort, But in the Recognition._

There is a beautiful quote, *"It Is The Provence of Knowledge to Speak; it is the Privilege of Wisdom to Listen."*

_As we Learn to Truly Listen, Witness and Observe Without Impulsively Reacting with Distraction, Judgement, Anger and Pride, Then We Understand the True_

*Meaning Of SILENCE*

टूटें तो बड़े चुभते हैं...

टूटें तो बड़े चुभते हैं...

क्या काँच.. क्या ख़्वाब.. क्या रिश्ते.........🌹

Someone in the IT industry gave birth to Twins.

Someone in the IT industry gave birth to Twins.

 

Guess what they named them?


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Tuesday, 16 July 2013

Mother

Am  A Mother
The Officer At The Driving License Counter Asked The Lady
 
" What is Your Occupation ? " The Woman Seeking Renewal Of Her License Seemed To Be Puzzled.
So The Officer Said " Ma'am, Are You Employed, Have Your Own Business Or........
 
The Woman Replied  " Oh, Yes !! I Have A Full Time Occupation. I Am A Mother "
Officer : " We Don't Have ' Mother ' As An Option For Occupation. I Will Write it Down As ' Housewife '.
That Takes Care Of All Questions." This Had Happened Long Ago,  And Was Forgotten.Years Later When I Went To Get My License,The Public Relations Officer Was A Somewhat Pompous. Woman. "Your Occupation ? "

She Asked in A Rather Authoritative Tone. I Just Had An inspiration And Replied
"I Am A Researcher in The Field Of Child Development, Nutrition And Inter-Personal Relationships "The Lady Officer Stared At Me in Amazement.

I Calmly Repeated My Statement And She Wrote it Down Verbatim.

Then, Unable To Conceal Her Curiosity,

She Politely Asked "What Exactly Do You Do in Your Profession, Ma'am ? "

I Was Feeling Good About Having Described My Occupation So Calmly And Confidently.
So I Replied "My Research Projects Have Been Going On For A Number Of Years
( Mothers Never Retire !! ).


My Research is Conducted in The Laboratory As Well As in The Field.
I Have Two Bosses.
(One is God and the other is my entire family).
I Have Received Two Honors in This Field.
(A son and a daughter)
My Topic is Considered To Be The Most Difficult Part Of Sociology.
( All Moms will Agree!! ).

I Have To Work More Than 14 Hours Every Day.
Sometimes Even 24 Hours Are Not Enough And The Challenges Are Tougher Than Many Other Professions.

My Compensation is in Terms Of Mental Satisfaction Rather Than Money "     I Could See That The Officer Was Thoroughly impressed.

After Completing The Licensing Formalities,

She Came To The Door To See Me Off. This New Viewpoint About My Occupation Made Me Feel Much Better On My Way Back Home.


I Was Welcomed By My 5 Year Old Research Assistant At The Door.

My New Project (My 6 Month old Baby) Was Energetically Practicing Her ' Music '. I Had Earned A Small Victory Over The Governmental Red Tape Today.

I Was No Longer ' Merely A Mother ',

instead I Was Now A Highly Placed

Functionary in A Service Vital For Mankind -Motherhood !! ' Mother ' - Isn't it A Great Title.

Fit To Be Added To The Nameplate On The Door !!

By This Standard, Grandmothers Deserve To Be Called Senior Research Officers,And Great Grandmothers Qualify As ' Research Directors '.

Aunts And Other Ladies Of That Age Group Can Be Called ' Research Facilitators ' 
Please Share This With All Mothers, Grandmothers, Great Grandmothers,
All Ladies Currently Holding Posts Like Didi - Tai - Chachi - Mami - Mausi - Bua ......
They Will All Shower You With Blessings And Life Will Be Happier.
..........

Monday, 15 July 2013

Motivational.

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more
honorable but more useful than a life
spent doing nothing"
..........

Tuesday, 31 July 2012


God - Beta, mannat maang.
Man - Please mujhe phir se unmarried kara do.
God - Beta 'mannat' maangne ko kaha hai, "Jannat" nahi !
.................................................

Friday, 20 July 2012

Judge

Judje ne saza di :"fine of Rs 11461"
Advocate - Why ? 11461
Judje : fine for offence Rs 10000/- 4% VAT & 10.2% Service Charge.

.......... 

Wednesday, 28 March 2012

Intervieweer;wat z ur date of birth?
sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

Banta: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-) 

Monday, 26 March 2012

Joke

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

Sunday, 25 March 2012

Opportunity


Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

Saturday, 24 March 2012


If u r stressed, you'll get pimples..
if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..
So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

Friday, 23 March 2012

Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hun,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hun,
Milne ki umang bahut hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hun.

Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Bohut dur ho mager bahut pass rahty ho
Aankhon se dur sahi
Mager dil ka pass rehty ho
Mujhe bas itna batao
Kya tum bi mera bina udas rehty ho

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Ye Mausam bi kitna pyara hai,
Karti ye Hawayein kuch ishara hai,
Zara samjho inke jazbato ko,
Ye kah rahi hai apko kisi ne Dil se Pukara hai…

Monday, 19 March 2012

Jb ap kisiko khuda se mango or wo apko na mile to
Samajh jao ki apko khuda se koi aur maang chuka H
Isse kya hy na bezzati kam feel hoti H.......... 

 Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!

Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,.
har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
hum zindagi se kya shikwa kare,.
aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi…

Friday, 16 March 2012

Ek "ROSE"
--;--;-<@
un Dosto ke liye
jo milte nahi
Roz Roz,
magar Yaad aate hai
...HaR ROZ.

.......... 

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Ek khwab,1 khayal,1 hakikat ho tum
Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum
Jisko roj 1 sms karna pade
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum........... 

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Go mosquito, go..
\,/ ///
@@))))))>-:
^ '? '?
go & bite my friend who is sleeping without wishing me
Good Night.
.......... 

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Married men's true story
Maang bharne ki saza kuchh iss kadar paa raha hun
Ki Maang Poori karte karte mang mang k kha raha hu.......... 

Thursday, 1 March 2012

WAQT'
'SEHAT'
Aur
'RISHTE'
Ye tino kabhi kimat ka label laga kar nahi aate
Par jab hum wo kho dete hai tab unki sahi 'Kimat' ka ahsaas hota.......... 

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Mat Karo Koi Wada Jise Nibha Na Sako
Na Chaho Kisiko Itna Ki Use Bhula Na Sako
Pyar Kahan Kisika Pura Hota Hai
Pyar Ka 1la Akshar Hi Adhura Hota Hai

.......... 

Sunday, 26 February 2012

Raaz dil ka dilmein chupate hai wo
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai wo
Baat karte nahi ya hoti nahi
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai!!!!!.......... 

Friday, 24 February 2012

If ignorance is bliss,
why aren't more people happy?
.......... 

Tuesday, 21 February 2012

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
.......... 

Sunday, 19 February 2012

Hothope 1 MUSKAN hi Kafi He
DilMe 1 ARMAN Hi Kafi He
Ku6 Nhi Chahiye Jindgi Se
Aap YAAD Krte Rahe ye Ehsaan Hi Kafi He
.......... 
Ni8 Is A Theater
Dream Is A Movie
God Is D Director
Nature Is D Producer
U R D Hero
"Enjoy" D Ni8 Wit Swt Dreams.......... 
Yado ko Teri hamne khone na diya gamo ne hame chup hone na diya Ankhe to aj b bhar ayi Teri yad me par teri hasti hui surat ne muje rone na diya.......... 

Friday, 17 February 2012

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live.
.......... 

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip around the sun.

.......... 
I am sending you this valentine wish,
With hugs and kisses too,
Cause there is a place here in my heart,
That is mad for only you!.......... 

Monday, 13 February 2012

dooriyan se fark nhi padta
baat to dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti h,
dil k rishte to kismat se bante h,
warna,mulakat to jane kitno se hoti hai!.......... 
Tumbin zindagi suni si lagti hai
Har pal adhuri si lagti hai
Aab to en saason ko apni saason se jodo
Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai.......... 
Life is a Train
Love is a Pain
Family is Chain
Experience is Gain
Knowledge is Brain
But Friendship is Main 


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Saturday, 11 February 2012

Hakikat mahobbat ki judai hoti hai,
Kabhi kabhi pyar men bewafai hoti hai,
Hamare taraf hath badakar to dekho,
Pata chalega ki dosti men kitani sacchai hoti hai........... 

Wednesday, 8 February 2012

Wife 2 husband: Zara kitchen me se namak lana
Yaha to namak nahi hai
Mujhy pata tha tum ho hi andhe Tume nahi milega
Is liye me pehly hi le ayi thi............ 

Monday, 6 February 2012

How long a minute is,
depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

.......... 
100 phool kam he 1 arthi sajane ke liye
1000ro phool kam he dulhan sajane ke liye
Par tere pyar ke 4 palkafi he 
Ye saari jindagi bitane ke liye.......... 

Sunday, 5 February 2012

Dekhoji :-);-)

(",)
J'L _ /_/ <'L
Mere pair pakadne Se kuch nahi hoga..
.
mere sMs to aapko jhelne hi padenge
.......... 

Saturday, 4 February 2012

Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!.......... 
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Friday, 3 February 2012

Open ur eyes so the sun can rise
Flowers can blossom
Birds can sing
Because all r waiting to
See ur beautiful smile.
Good Morning!.......... 
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Thursday, 2 February 2012

Moon ne band ki lighting,
Sun ne suru ki shining,
Murge ne di hai warning,
Ki ho gayi hai morning,
To hum bhi bol de aapko:
"Very very good morning".......... 
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Wednesday, 1 February 2012

To walk is easy but to walk alone is tough,
being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is painful,
being loved is secure but to love is insecure........... 
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Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uth ja yaar,
up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
uth ke jaldi pele chai,
then call me and say hi........... 
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Monday, 30 January 2012

Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved bt a gift 2 b enjoyed.Make Everyday ur best day!............... 

Sunday, 29 January 2012

Maths Trick

88 = 9x9 + 7
888 = 98x9+6
8888 = 987x9+5
88888 = 9876x9+4
888888 = 98765x9+3
8888888 = 987654x9+2
88888888 = 9876543x9+1
..............
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Saturday, 28 January 2012

who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan
.......... 
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